I had to.
To all my fans and followers, the blog came under new management and they’re making some changes. But I will personally assure the quality of the content is still top notch.
The title of the blog was originally “Unadulterated” which i felt put forth the idea that i would be unhinged and unforgiving with my writing. Little did i know at the time, you can’t really fly off the handle with blog posts about textbook readings and old-timey magazines. The Great Name Change of 2017 (as my followers will soon begin to call it) came at just the right time. “The Tonight Show Starring An Overworked Student” really hits the nail on the head. As a writer, i always put forth my best foot forward, and truly put on a show- a spectacle, even- for my readers. Anything to keep you on the hook for my entire piece. I aim to deliver message a strong message to take home through humor and witty writing, which many late night shows do. And considering my writing is almost exclusively done when the night crawls around, the writing has a late-night-esque feel to it. Almost every night, I’m staring down the barrel that is several assignments due the next day after a fairly long day of school, work, and loafing around. My blog should be sponsored by Red Bull, but due to the title i have chosen, i may get a cease and desist order from Jimmy Fallon. I am an overworked student and sometimes my writing makes that very clear. But that will never stop me from giving a great effort and writing tonight’s grand spectacle of a paper. I will rep out my best piece of work i possibly can because everything i write is an extension of me, and i always put my best foot forward.